{"id":1140,"date":"2013-09-30T16:22:55","date_gmt":"2013-09-30T16:22:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nosmallthing.net\/main\/?p=1140"},"modified":"2021-05-08T14:19:19","modified_gmt":"2021-05-08T14:19:19","slug":"close-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nosmallthing.net\/main\/close-call\/","title":{"rendered":"Close Call"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nosmallthing.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/bird-poop-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1142\" alt=\"bird poop 1\" src=\"https:\/\/nosmallthing.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/bird-poop-1.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nosmallthing.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/bird-poop-1.jpg 225w, https:\/\/nosmallthing.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/bird-poop-1-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>I was sitting at a picnic table in Ravenswood Manor Park, writing in my journal. I was concentrating very hard, yet I felt my wrist glide left to right easily as the words flowed from my pen.<\/p>\n<p>Then \u2013 splat!<\/p>\n<p>Plummeting down maybe five inches from my head, I saw bird droppings plop down then spread out across a two inch area of the table surface like a two dimensional version of a mushroom shaped cloud.<\/p>\n<p>What the \u2013<\/p>\n<p>I examined the spot, the whitish splatter on the grayish brown table surface. I looked around to see if anyone was watching me, or to see if anyone had been hit. All I could think was, <i>That was a close call!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t want to get overly dramatic, but when I thought about the possibility of conditioning my hair with bird pooh, I was very relieved I missed the experience.<\/p>\n<p>I often contemplate my good fortune at small events that work out well for me like catching a bus that only comes every twenty minutes or winning a free concert ticket by calling in to a radio station quiz, or finding out that my reserved theater seat is behind a very short person.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t always think about <i>close calls <\/i>as good fortune, times when I narrowly miss a problematic situation. But these <i>close calls<\/i> are blessings.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Like when you get back to your car after an errand and are not greeted by a ticket on your windshield even though your paid time expired 11 minutes ago;<\/li>\n<li>Or when you\u2019re in the middle of baking something and think you\u2019re missing an essential ingredient only to scan your memory and realize you have a spare box (of cocoa or walnuts or whatever) in your pantry;<\/li>\n<li>Or when your piece of toast seems to fly off your plate and land on your linoleum, buttered side up;<\/li>\n<li>Or when you break a glass and, uncharacteristically, actually have shoes on;<\/li>\n<li>Or when you find your bike standing upright in a public rack after you realize you didn\u2019t slip the chain through the spokes properly;<\/li>\n<li>Or when you drink milk after the expiration date and don\u2019t spend the night hugging the porcelain god;<\/li>\n<li>Or when you read the small print on an airline ticket because you have to re-arrange your itinerary and realize you actually can exchange the ticket without a heinous penalty;<\/li>\n<li>Or when you close the back door of your home, returning after a day out, seconds before it starts to rain.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>You may laugh that your good fortune is a sign of living well or of good karma. Inwardly, you still think, <i>Whew. Close call. Boy, am I lucky!\u00a0 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>I have tried not to base feelings of gratitude on comparisons, on thinking myself fortunate <i>compared <\/i>to a child laborer in Sri Lanka and things like that. I would rather cultivate gratitude without getting tangled in relativity.<\/p>\n<p>But I have to admit that feeling fortunate can often come in the form of contemplating averting a minor disaster.<\/p>\n<p>Keeping your head out of the way of a bird bomb is no small thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting at a picnic table in Ravenswood Manor Park, writing in my journal&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","grateful-dozen-winning-luck"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Close Call &#8211; 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