{"id":1179,"date":"2013-10-21T16:21:07","date_gmt":"2013-10-21T16:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nosmallthing.net\/main\/?p=1179"},"modified":"2021-05-08T14:40:58","modified_gmt":"2021-05-08T14:40:58","slug":"i-got-the-last-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nosmallthing.net\/main\/i-got-the-last-one\/","title":{"rendered":"I Got the Last One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nosmallthing.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/last-brownie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1181\" src=\"https:\/\/nosmallthing.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/last-brownie-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"last brownie\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nosmallthing.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/last-brownie-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/nosmallthing.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/last-brownie-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nosmallthing.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/last-brownie.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I don\u2019t eat a lot of sweets or junk food. Really. I try to eat healthy.\u00a0 I love fresh vegetables (except Brussels sprouts).\u00a0 I\u2019ll generally buy hormone-free meats and when I do check a carton of eggs before they end up in my shopping cart, I look for large (but not <i>jumbo<\/i>) Omega-3, brown eggs laid by happy chickens who reside in the same time zone.<\/p>\n<p>I keep a small container of shelled walnuts in my cupboard for when I feel the urge to snack, but, I confess, sometimes I just want something \u2013 something sweet \u2013 hell something chocolate, and there\u2019s no substitute.<\/p>\n<p>The other day I was fighting such a craving.<\/p>\n<p>My first strategy was to find some nuts. After getting past the child-proof capped clear plastic container (Why does opening food packaging have to be so hard?), I nibbled some walnuts.\u00a0 This did not satisfy me.<\/p>\n<p>Then I scoured my cupboards and storage bins for trail mix or the kind of semi-sweet biscuits I might serve with a St. Andre or triple cream cheese, but I couldn\u2019t rustle up any type of sweet cracker either.<\/p>\n<p>I thought about making toast and sampling some homemade jams a few of my friends gifted me with, the creations of their passion for canning, but I didn\u2019t even get around to plugging in the toaster. Really. I wanted chocolate. Plum ambrosia was just not going to cut it.<\/p>\n<p>I was almost ready to go to the closest Starbucks for a cakey chocolate breakfast muffin when I remembered John came home from work a few days earlier with a half box of Two-Bite\u00ae brownies from Trader Joes\u2019s. There must have been some sort of celebration where he worked and he came home with a modest care package of remnants.<\/p>\n<p>Sure enough, I found the clear, half-a-hatbox sized container on the small granite-topped table near the refrigerator. There was one little brownie left along with a few brown crumbs dusting the bottom of the package. They\u2019d been in my house a few days now.\u00a0 I studied the expiration date and list of ingredients on the over-sized label.<\/p>\n<p>A moment of guilt passed through me as I separated the lid from the bottom of the container and tested the two-bite brownie for edibility. I squeezed it between my thumb and forefinger and still found a little springiness. Two bites later, I rinsed out the container and threw the evidence in the recycling bin.<\/p>\n<p>My chocolate craving was satisfied, and I felt positively gleeful.\u00a0 I couldn\u2019t believe I was so happy about eating a slightly stale thimbleful of sugar and cocoa.<\/p>\n<p>Ha, <b><i>I got the last one<\/i><\/b>. That was it. I was so happy I almost danced around my kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>In my early twenties, I remember fuming quietly to myself when my roommate or her boyfriend consumed the last beer in the fridge.\u00a0 I was too much of a pleaser back then to tell them that if I bought beer, I expected one to be around when I wanted it. I never argued when I\u2019d see a promissory note from them announcing that our beer supply would be re-stocked after their next grocery trip, but I just let my disappointment fester inside.<\/p>\n<p><i>Sometimes you just want something <b>when<\/b> you want it<\/i>.\u00a0 Maybe you want a special kind of tool in the middle of a project or a crisp twenty when an unanticipated social plan comes together quickly. Getting something you want <i>when<\/i> you want it is a small glimpse of heaven for me; an actual situation when you can see your needs fulfilled without having to do something first.\u00a0 It feels like a sign that what you want is already available.<\/p>\n<p>Consuming the last of <i>anything<\/i> is special.\u00a0 It makes me feel chosen. Lucky. Blessed.<\/p>\n<p>Taking the last bite of a two-bite brownie is no small thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t eat a lot of sweets or junk food. Really. 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