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\"\"<\/a>I\u2019ve had very different notions of what it means to get CARDED. <\/em><\/strong>\u00a0Sometimes, my understanding was based on age, where I was at in my life.<\/p>\n

When I was attending Knox College, I was afraid of getting carded at the Downtown Lounge, needing to prove I was of legal age to buy liquor. More recently, when I ask for a senior rate at the Cineplex, I worry about getting carded <\/strong>in case that would mean I wouldn\u2019t qualify for reduced rates.<\/p>\n

Oh, how embarrassing it would be to get carded\u2014and busted\u2014for lying about your age while a line waits behind you, eager to buy their tickets.<\/p>\n

I just celebrated my sixty-third birthday this past week.\u00a0 Besides loving Thanksgiving and what it represents, I have another reason to cherish the end of November.\u00a0 It\u2019s my<\/em><\/strong> time.<\/p>\n

Of course, being carded <\/strong>at this time of year has a completely different meaning.<\/p>\n

Being CARDED now is about birthday cards. I love getting them.<\/p>\n

Yes, it\u2019s nice to see short messages on my Facebook timeline.<\/p>\n

And my adult nieces\u2014it\u2019s nice to get texts from them. Maybe the date is on some sort of personal alarm system, but it\u2019s a nice thought anyway.<\/p>\n

Maybe some people would like to slap me with an OK Boomer <\/strong>citation, but I still value something I can touch (not a virtual version of an object via screen display). I like getting things in the mail that aren\u2019t bills, solicitations to give to a charity or to try a new credit card.<\/p>\n

I enjoy receiving and displaying birthday cards.\u00a0 Starting a week before the actual date and running a week after, a few square-shaped, colored envelopes will turn up in my mail box.<\/p>\n

I will display my collection in a prominent place in my home.<\/p>\n

For me, they\u2019re much better than Christmas cards, even ones that contain a year in review page, including photos. Notes written in birthday cards are not the same for everybody.<\/p>\n

Although I recognize that some people send out cards from a personal inventory acquired when they go on sale. They still go through a process of selecting a card for a specific person.\u00a0 Maybe they look for a color or message or type of humor that suits the person having the birthday.<\/p>\n

Other people will pick out a birthday card after pouring through racks or driving to a favorite store where they feel they have a good variety.<\/p>\n

I like this idea a lot; that someone would spend time <\/strong>to find a way to communicate to me that they recognize we have a special relationship and I\u2019ve enriched their life.<\/p>\n

My friend Lin sent me a card with cartoon animals on the front along with the teasing set-up, \u201cSo a bear, an alligator, and a pig walk into a bar\u2026\u201d Once I opened the card, I was told, \u201cThat\u2019s it.\u00a0 No joke.\u201d<\/p>\n

This was funny to me.\u00a0 I have a sort of twisted appreciation for things that are unexpected.\u00a0 That she knew I would find this amusing shows that she understands me.<\/p>\n

Laura, another special friend I grew up with that has been living in another state for a long time, sent me a dog card.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t mean it was a dog of a card, as in \u201cworn\u201d or \u201cdamaged.\u201d\u00a0 Rather, an adorable pooch, wearing a conical party hat, is on the front underneath the main caption, \u201dAll I need to know about birthdays, I learned from my dog.\u201d<\/p>\n

The card lists many life lessons from the perspective of a close pet, the first being \u201cYou were born to be loved,\u201d and ending with \u201cPaws and reflect on what life has given to you\u201d especially resonated.<\/p>\n

She knows how strongly I feel about my dog India and what our bond means to me, also the importance I place on reflection and gratitude.<\/p>\n

I love getting birthday cards that were picked out especially for me.<\/p>\n

Feeling known is no small thing.<\/p>\n

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