{"id":81,"date":"2011-08-23T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-23T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nosmallthing.net\/main\/?p=81"},"modified":"2021-05-08T14:41:23","modified_gmt":"2021-05-08T14:41:23","slug":"he-makes-house-calls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nosmallthing.net\/main\/he-makes-house-calls\/","title":{"rendered":"He Makes House Calls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-5RzfFUn-Uao\/TlMmhubi6WI\/AAAAAAAAANc\/9Ma5XNiIWUU\/s1600\/foorbath2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-5RzfFUn-Uao\/TlMmhubi6WI\/AAAAAAAAANc\/9Ma5XNiIWUU\/s320\/foorbath2.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThe day was getting away from me. I woke up late, for a change, and attended to shopping, cleaning, and bill-paying tasks. Usual Saturday stuff. I wanted to get all my chores out of the way so I could be free to join John and his out of town friends for dinner. As I was dusting and vacuuming, I turned the ballgame on. I got a special kick out of watching the game knowing that John\u2019s friends were there, at Wrigley Field, soaking up the sunshine and waxing nostalgic over memorable moments at the old ballpark.<\/p>\n<p>Ahead of the Cards 3-0 in the eighth inning, I was actually feeling pretty confident that the Cubbies would prevail and reminded myself that I had better take a shower now because I would be getting the call soon with instructions on where the first drink of the evening would take place. It was probably no more than two minutes after I got the right mixture of hot and cold (staying out of the tub\/shower while my upstairs neighbor flushed his toilet) and started a preliminary rinse when the phone rang.<\/p>\n<p>I had been in this position before. Too many experiences told me that there was rarely a call worth jumping out of the shower for. Why rush out of a nice steam-filled bathroom, prematurely draping a towel around your damp body, leaving a trail of water on the wood floors (necessitating a small mop-up job later) just to find out you\u2019ve been auto-dialed by a credit card consolidating company? Or even if it\u2019s a call from someone you want to hear from, do you really want to write down a return phone number on a pad of post-it notes as water drips down from your head, rendering your notes a blurry mess?<\/p>\n<p>But the sound of a phone ringing is so insistent, so hard to ignore. My years as a customer service rep make a ringing phone almost impossible to shut out.<\/p>\n<p>I grabbed a towel and, taking tiny steps, careful not to slip, padded my way towards my office. As I crossed the threshold between the bathroom and hallway, I felt a sharp pain in my left heel. Did I step on something? I finished my trek to my desk, by now convinced my heel had discovered some foreign object that had not been adequately swept up during cleaning time. Breathlessly, I picked up the phone. And I watched a growing pool of blood gather on the plastic floor mat where my caster-enabled office chair rested. It was John.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you watching the game?\u2019 he asked.<\/p>\n<p>In a sort of altered state, I tried to form intelligible words but my mind seemed to have been entranced with the image of a bloody footprint (of my left foot) on my clear plastic floor mat.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, I was watching the game.\u201d I mumbled. \u201cBut I can\u2019t talk now. I stepped on something. My foot is bleeding.\u201d Hoping I did not sound like a baby, I repeated myself, \u201cI mean, my foot is really bleeding. There\u2019s a lot of blood here on the floor.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Without thinking much, I let the received slip back into place as I sat down and tried to look at the bottom of my foot. Was something still stuck in it? Getting a good look was difficult. I hated feeling that I was making a big deal out of a small mishap, but I was a little panicked. There was a lot of blood and I couldn\u2019t see the bottom of my foot. Not thirty seconds later, I called John back.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy foot is really bleeding,\u201d I announced. \u201cDo you want me to come over?\u201d he asked. \u201cCan you? I mean, just to look at it?\u201d I added hesitantly and hung up.<\/p>\n<p>He called back.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you need band-aids? Gauze? Disinfectant?\u201d he asked, a regular boy scout, obviously much better in emergencies than I was.<\/p>\n<p>He was over in ten minutes. I was sort of embarrassed about my appearance. After all, I hadn\u2019t actually showered yet. I was wearing an old shift, something I just threw over my head, i.e., a garment that didn\u2019t require me to step my bloody foot through any waistband.<\/p>\n<p>He found a big bowl in my kitchen cabinets for soaking my foot, concerned that I shouldn\u2019t use a plastic bucket that had probably leached chemical cleaners when used for floor cleaning duty.<\/p>\n<p>He washed my foot, doused it with peroxide, and got a band-aid in place. He tried to retrace my fateful steps and hypothesized about how the injury must have happened, then he cleaned up my bloody office mat.<\/p>\n<p>I felt very taken care of.<\/p>\n<p>Finding a guy who\u2019ll make house calls is no small thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The day was getting away from me. 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